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Discussion (17) ¬

1. 
   Kerschdje
   

   July 18, 2011 at 11:02 am | Permalink

   I’d buy it!

2. 
   Scuzz
   

   July 18, 2011 at 11:24 am | Permalink

   I believe I’m going to need alarm setting three most mornings. As well as standing account at Bed Bath and Fire Extinguishers.

3. 
   glomund
   

   July 18, 2011 at 11:47 am | Permalink

   SNOOZE! NEED MORE SNOOZE!!!

4. 
   Alayea
   

   July 18, 2011 at 11:58 am | Permalink

   Snooze mode was made for me.

5. 
   Chicks
   

   July 18, 2011 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

   Definitely with Scuzz here. Fire is pretty much the only way I get out of bed in the mornings before 10am.

6. 
   Crestllinger
   

   July 18, 2011 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

   Slogans for the other products.
   Majordomo Staghelm Universal Remote Control:
   Stand in fire while watching Survivor!

   Coren Direbrew Home Distillery set:
   OVER 9000 PROOF!

7. 
   Elderin
   

   July 18, 2011 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

   Damn, I’m only revered with the Hydraxian Waterlords!

8. 
   Jossex
   

   July 18, 2011 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

   I laughed my ass off at “TOO SOON!”.

9. 
   Tradias
   

   July 19, 2011 at 8:34 am | Permalink

   The too soon would go off 10 minutes before you set it for… just to let you know that its Too soon to get up.

10. 
    Hurlrage
    

    July 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    Hey, a question from a non english speaker : what’s the meaning of “deeps for deeping” ?

11. 
    Heliolord
    

    July 20, 2011 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    An alarm clock that sets my bed on fire to wake me up!? Genius! What better way to appeal to deep sleepers and non-morning people than an alarm which makes getting up in the morning much more appealing. Safety issues? Short life expectancy? I don’t care, shut up and take my money!

12. 
    nim
    

    July 20, 2011 at 7:53 am | Permalink

    is there some significance to the taiwanese second timer thing? i feel there’s a joke i’m not getting.

13. 
    Stryla
    

    July 20, 2011 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    I actually had my alarm clock set to the sound byte “Too soon…”. I would buy this clock in a heartbeat!

14. 
    Pwentt
    

    July 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm | Permalink

    Taiwanese timer joke was in response to the Taiwanese guild that cleared 4.2 content within the first couple of days, then the entire raid did paid faction changes to reset their lockout. They went on to down Heroic Shannox using the ‘exploit’.

15. 
    Scri
    

    July 21, 2011 at 4:04 am | Permalink

    I´d buy one for a friend of mine with the “set bed on fire” option.

16. 
    bishy
    

    July 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    rofl @ “special setting for taiwanese owners”

17. 
    FelinePancakes
    

    July 22, 2011 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    I NEED the distillery set!