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20 THINGS YOU MUST DO AT BLIZZCON 2011
1. Assume everyone is Rob Pardo, even after they protest. Ask for your photo with them. Shake hands and continue to thank them for their hard work.
2. Loudly talk on the convention floor about yesterday’s Project Titan announcement.
3. Find your nemesis on the arena ladder, challenge them loudly, and then pull out a copy of Candyland, shouting, “THIS ENDS NOW!”
4. During the Lore panel, demand royalties from Chris Metzen due to your name being Jaina Proudmoore. Bonus points if you’re a guy.
5. Ask everyone, completely innocently, where the SWTOR booth is.
6. Tell Mike Morhaime that you loved his performance as Mekkatorque.
7. ACTUAL SIZE ULTRALISK COSPLAY
8. Whenever getting a Blizz employee to autograph something, insist they address it to 'My friend, Angelina Contessa Louisa Fancesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third’.
9. Insist you were the original drummer for L10TC.
10. Whenever a panelist stops speaking, immediately shout "FIRST!" at the top of your lungs before anyone else can respond.
11. Sneak backstage and start rifling through papers. If anyone asks you what you are doing, respond "datamining."
12. Ask in an extremely excited manner what we can expect from Cairne Bloodhoof in the next expansion. Cry when they tell you Carine’s dead.
13. Protest with a sign saying, “I am the 99%...of people that wanted Diablo 3 out this year”
14. Start liveblogging a completely fictional panel on your website. See how long it takes for competing blogs to start reporting breathlessly on it.
15. Wear a T-shirt that says "Kerrigan is a Cylon”.
16. Go to every booth at the con asking how many Winged Lion Pets merchandise costs.
17. Re-enter the costume contest with the armor you wore last year. When they call you on it, explain that it's a whole new costume, but you transmogrified it.
18. Walk around with a sign above your head that reads
19. Angrily confront the Systems Designers at their panel over their decision to remove Death Knights from World of Warcraft. Refuse to believe any confused denials.
20. Tame Ghostcrawler.
1. Assume everyone is Rob Pardo, even after they protest. Ask for your photo with them. Shake hands and continue to thank them for their hard work.
2. Loudly talk on the convention floor about yesterday’s Project Titan announcement.
3. Find your nemesis on the arena ladder, challenge them loudly, and then pull out a copy of Candyland, shouting, “THIS ENDS NOW!”
4. During the Lore panel, demand royalties from Chris Metzen due to your name being Jaina Proudmoore. Bonus points if you’re a guy.
5. Ask everyone, completely innocently, where the SWTOR booth is.
6. Tell Mike Morhaime that you loved his performance as Mekkatorque.
7. ACTUAL SIZE ULTRALISK COSPLAY
8. Whenever getting a Blizz employee to autograph something, insist they address it to 'My friend, Angelina Contessa Louisa Fancesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third’.
9. Insist you were the original drummer for L10TC.
10. Whenever a panelist stops speaking, immediately shout "FIRST!" at the top of your lungs before anyone else can respond.
11. Sneak backstage and start rifling through papers. If anyone asks you what you are doing, respond "datamining."
12. Ask in an extremely excited manner what we can expect from Cairne Bloodhoof in the next expansion. Cry when they tell you Carine’s dead.
13. Protest with a sign saying, “I am the 99%...of people that wanted Diablo 3 out this year”
14. Start liveblogging a completely fictional panel on your website. See how long it takes for competing blogs to start reporting breathlessly on it.
15. Wear a T-shirt that says "Kerrigan is a Cylon”.
16. Go to every booth at the con asking how many Winged Lion Pets merchandise costs.
17. Re-enter the costume contest with the armor you wore last year. When they call you on it, explain that it's a whole new costume, but you transmogrified it.
18. Walk around with a sign above your head that reads
19. Angrily confront the Systems Designers at their panel over their decision to remove Death Knights from World of Warcraft. Refuse to believe any confused denials.
20. Tame Ghostcrawler.
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Great job will definatley try some of these. Also FIRST
why is “FIRST!” #10?
PS: ;/)
I’d love to see a picture of an Ultralisk, who insists that he is Jaina Proudmoore, shouting FIRST! in a crowd, holding up a protest sign while taming Ghostcrawler xD
This right here makes me sad I am not going.
Number 17 all the way baby!
This was hilarious
))) Please let us know if anybody actually tries this stuff 
)))
#12 had me cracking up. If I was going, I’d so be doing that at the very least. xD
Unforntunately, I can’t do any of these things with a virtual ticket… :’(
Best DB ever!
I want to skip my test at school this friday, catch a plane across the atlantic right away and just do all of this!
nice animaniacs reference
For those in need for the #15 T-Shirt I’ve prepared something. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/90/kerrigannumbersix.jpg/
total awomseness, this if so funny
I just loved it. #4 is the best for me.
i’d love to see the guy who autographs and without blinking or asking just signs “My Friend, Dot”
i would do so many of these…
OMG! Love, love, love it! Would love to do #10, #12, #19 and #20!
*bows*
lol @ datamining
this list was amazing
10/10.
and…first.
You do realize that I already tamed Ghostcrawler? With imported German beer?
Finding a place for him to sleep was hard enough as it is.
Quick! Someone with dispoable income register http://www.photoswithrobpardo.com!
Nice Animaniacs callout there
Elune Gracious, this is the single most epic and hilarious thing on the internet I have ever seen! Now I soooooo much want to be there……
PS: everyone can do #14 even without virtual ticket. Go-go Titan panel live-blog!
This looks like fun. here’s some more:
#22 Hold up a ‘Buff Mages’ sign.
#23 ‘Occupy Blizz-con’.
#24 Bring last year’s loot bag, act like its this year’s.
#25 (Black Light required)
#26 Be the next red shirt guy. Bonus points if you find something especially trivial.
#27 Show up with Garrosh’s head on a spike.
#28 Find the mount desiger. Put a carrot on a stick in front of him. Follow him around.
#29 Ask everyone there when Guild Wars 2 is coming out. Maintain that the preorder placeholder date Gamestop has up is the real release date.
#30 Spike the developers’ drinks with Everclear just before the panel discussions.
Bizley-
That’s amazing and i need a version i can use as my desktop.
#20 is my fav. All are awesome. Home run again, guys!
Cheers, MIchael! I’m really glad you like it!
I couldn’t find a bigger version of that Glowei’s artwork so I had to use the Blizzcon promo art… Anyway, here you go, 2 versions for your desktop, hope you like it too!
http://imageshack.us/g/641/kerrigannumbersixlarge.jpg/
OH MY GOD! DOT!
Okay that settles it, by the mention of the Warner sister’s name the Daily Blink is officially my favorite webcomic of all time.
please get the Kerrigan is a Cylon shirt in your store.. pretty pretty please.
Love #17.. hmm did we not see that fat gnome in the horde mailbox 3 years in row now.. Jokes over lady.
Amazing.
#17 should have happened legitimately. Would have been hilarious.
Just now saw this, now that I’ve finally gone, I totally love.
By the way, came back to this today and finally noticed #21. I hope someone did, Chris!