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“Paladins are unchanged at this time.” Sounds about right. I should get the TCG card for the toy sword rack for my pally, it would be a DPS increase XD
Fortunately, maiming and slaughtering is a human trait from our very evolutionary origins, and the right to bear arms is constitutional (at least in the U.S.A.), therefore not in conflict with the 12+ age limit for WoW.
However, gratifying alcohol abuse in a game for minors is a no-no.
thank you. Let’s hope blizzard comes to their senses and decides to undo those changes. Otherwise, they may as well just change the tree from brewmaster to O’doul’s-master
I about died at mage’s Remove Curse because of the flap over the mature language filter bug. And then I read under Paladin – I couldn’t decide between laughter or the weeping of bitter tears.
i agree with u jes i play a ret pally and i get about 8.5k dps where as others may get significantly more dps i can keep the raid alive longer than them and if i get u still long enough in pvp lol good luck
I must also ask… why no Death Knights, they should have been the easiest to poke fun with in this context. Unless you’re inferring that in an E for Everyone WoW, DKs would simply be removed from the game…. the horror… the horror…..
@ Mr. Tastix. Deathknights have currently been removed from the game due to their grotesque appearance and need for a naming overhaul. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Spot on!
Yup, sounds about right, especially the kick me part.
I love you guys XD I really do! the druids travel form will now be a fluffy bunnny.
Happy Rainbow Fire made me LoL
“Paladins are unchanged at this time.” Sounds about right. I should get the TCG card for the toy sword rack for my pally, it would be a DPS increase XD
Love it, love it, love it!
Fortunately, maiming and slaughtering is a human trait from our very evolutionary origins, and the right to bear arms is constitutional (at least in the U.S.A.), therefore not in conflict with the 12+ age limit for WoW.
However, gratifying alcohol abuse in a game for minors is a no-no.
Paladins unchanged? I thought they would change Judgement to look like the wet noodle it hits like now XD
LOL!!!
“Non-spiritual Secular Life Coaches” and “Happy Rainbow Fire” had me rolling. Then I saw the Paladin changes. xD
thank you. Let’s hope blizzard comes to their senses and decides to undo those changes. Otherwise, they may as well just change the tree from brewmaster to O’doul’s-master
Oooo I missed something big here.
So, anyone got a link to the changes being poked fun at with a sharp stick here?
Some of you don’t seem to get that this is a joke, haha.
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1106597-Brewmaster-Abilty-namechanges…NO.
People complaining about paladin DPS just don’t get it. We’ve NEVER been a DPS class. Roll Holy, you’ll feel better.
Oh, and ROFL at all you other people who got politically corrected.
I see what you did there with the Warrior changes. :p
The error sound bite will now be “TOO MUCH HAPPINESS.”
I about died at mage’s Remove Curse because of the flap over the mature language filter bug. And then I read under Paladin – I couldn’t decide between laughter or the weeping of bitter tears.
Anyhow, here is the thread on the U.S. side.
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/4254520422?page=1
i agree with u jes i play a ret pally and i get about 8.5k dps where as others may get significantly more dps i can keep the raid alive longer than them and if i get u still long enough in pvp lol good luck
Warlocks will bring the Rain-boom! Now if only it where true…
“Non Spiritual secular life coach.” The atheist in me laughed his ass off.
EXTREME CAREBEAR MODE ACTIVATE.
@SD: Thanks for providing the link. Here’s to getting the changes reverted.
“My Warlock shoots a rainbow beam, your argument is invalid.”
I do love my rainbow generator from felwood.
No death knights? WHAT IS THIS?
That’s right! (flex) Perfect by any standard!!
yay for paladins \o/
@Mr. Tastix: There’s a joke here, I just know it. Sadly, I am unable to think up a witty response to the question.
The DK was left off because they don’t want to mention that it was removed right off, easier to just quietly bury it and pretend it never happened.
I must also ask… why no Death Knights, they should have been the easiest to poke fun with in this context. Unless you’re inferring that in an E for Everyone WoW, DKs would simply be removed from the game…. the horror… the horror…..
You forgot to mention that Dwarves and Gnomes would be merged into a single class: Little People.
This was sort of ok… but then I lost it at “Happy Rainbow Fire”… because it’s true
Guys, you missed one important note for hunters. All guns are being replaced with walkie-talkies!
Hey… it worked for the ET revamp.
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into the hover text.
Nice jab at the NYC school system’s recent idiotic political correctness extravaganza.
I love the fact that on Warriors it just said, Warriors.
So if two warlocks cast at the same time they get Double Happy Rainbow Fire.
I wonder what it means?
Paladins remain unchanged XD!
@ Mr. Tastix. Deathknights have currently been removed from the game due to their grotesque appearance and need for a naming overhaul. We apologize for any inconvenience.