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There’s Only One Phase to This Fight

on April 4, 2012 at 12:00 am
16 Comments
'Did anyone notice during the fight that Horde players could just jump in and attack us whenever? That doesn't seem fair. How do PVP guilds put up with that? I mean, yuck.'

Candidates for Warchief Usually Don’t Kiss Babies

on April 2, 2012 at 12:00 am
16 Comments
The campaign manager was fired hours later after making an off-hand remark to the press about his job duties amounting to nothing more than 'putting out a lot of fires'.

The Dark Side of Battle.net

on February 29, 2012 at 12:00 am
17 Comments
YOUR DAILY FRUIT INTAKE HAS BEEN BUFFED BY 5%. THIS GHOSTCRAWLER UPDATE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RED BULL, PROUD SPONSORS OF THE 2012 WORLD TAKEOVER.

They Were Nerfed So That We Might Live

on January 11, 2012 at 12:00 am
17 Comments
The Gaming Doomsday clock was actually in the process of being set to midnight itself during Sony's E3 presentation in 2006, but everyone involved was simply too dumbfounded to move the minute hand, and the world was spared a dark fate.

On the Bright Side, This Means More Shopping Days

on December 26, 2011 at 12:00 am
7 Comments
Less publicized but just as relevant is Greatfather Winter's Orc counterpart, Great-Father, was also hacked. When asked what he planned to do in response, he responded by phone, 'Screw going through support, I'm in China right now. I'm going to bust some heads until I get everything back.'

A Reinforcement of Stereotypes

on December 21, 2011 at 12:00 am
41 Comments
Due to recent developments, high ranking officials have been dispatched to Seoul to petition for assurances that South Korea will take a stance of non-aggression on matters related to Diablo 3.

Zero Sum Games

on December 16, 2011 at 12:00 am
38 Comments
Dear Gaming journalists: Speculating on whether MMO will be 'The WoW killer' is like insisting that the NFL Network would finally drive ESPN off the air. This isn't Highlander, people.

Booyah, Kitty!

on November 2, 2011 at 12:00 am
14 Comments
Based on a reader suggested headline. I can't find who it was! Step forward, and take a bow in the comments!

WTB Ichabod Crane, PST

on October 31, 2011 at 12:00 am
18 Comments
The Headless Horseman is destined to become one of those employees at Disneyland that becomes way too excited about working the line at the Haunted Mansion.

That’s What Friends are For

on October 10, 2011 at 12:00 am
18 Comments
This would be where I would have made a 'we have to work extra hard to protest due to the exchange rate', but then our economy had to go all wonky and let the Canadian dollar catch up. Sulk.